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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? U look good from far, but when u get closer, ur far from good! Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy shoes! Oh! So thats why your looking, trying to steal my looks are ya! Got Beef?!? Yeah start cookin!
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