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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why is a square meal served on round plates? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Can you get cornered in a round room?
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